One Phandom United


One Phandom United

Works at hell Studies at hell Lives in hell Alone Speaks LIke .3 languages Born on 11/6 From hell


do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via bcnatalie)


My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via when-innocence-is-gone)


dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

(via talleugh)


Such a beautiful man 👌

(via vxuse)

Group Assigments

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler


My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(via captvating)

okay but look at my nails

okay but look at my nails

In this post: rainbow eeeee  nail art  me  


You all know that Check Yes Juliet was your jam at one point

(via hit-an-alltimelow)


let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

(via makenzucchini)


hahaha remember that really cute AU fic where dan was a fan of phil’s and would constantly flirt with him on social media sites until they met and moved in together and fell in love? 

oh wait

(via phillestxr)

just found this again and oh dear memories :’)

just found this again and oh dear memories :’)


where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

(via phllesters)


tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(via danielfuckinghowell)

marshmallowphan haha your theme had me so confused for a moment :') Although you probably get that a lot

omf literally every ask I ever get is about my theme I had no idea it would carry my tumblr social life when I got it but hey

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Hi, I'm really awkward but if you name a fandom chances are I'm in it so there's that i guess


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